cow

its smaller than your mom and produces milk like your mom

is that your mom or a cow?

by lockinto December 5, 2022

Cow

Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.

See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.

by Lol noob November 17, 2020

cow

An animal or a person whom eats a lot, or the person blocking your way in the supermaket with the super large booty

1:hey stop eating your such a COW!! if you keep eating you might just look like one

by OMGsosexy January 11, 2013

cow kick

when you get kicked by a cow

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"

by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Cow Puppy

A small or baby cow

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring

by FaintRush November 9, 2025

feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.

Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"

by UntamedFox October 12, 2017