sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.

Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!

by Meday December 7, 2023

My dad

No results found.

My dad has not been found yet.

by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

by My Dadd August 22, 2021

Check my tie

When you've snorted cocain and want to know make sure there is no visible cocain on or in your nose.

Hey Tommy, check my tie, I just hit the slopes and there's no mirror.

by Folistic August 31, 2023

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014