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Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable
I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions
by QCerone December 9, 2022
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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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Caramel Turtle

The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!

Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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tossing the turtle

tickling of the testicals wile biting the the for skin of the penis
my girl friend said she wanted to try to tossing the turtle so i punched her in the boob
by pandagangbang69 March 7, 2017
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Turtle shot

When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!
by Dj Rob1984 December 20, 2024
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turtle

Turtle is a verb that describes when a player in the video game fortnite builds himself a 1 by 1 base and hides in it.
yo check that player over there he‘s turtling!

Dude i‘m low on health lets turtle
by vicitarian December 31, 2018
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