Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffling

Carrying dangerous contraband such as guns, knives, or shanks.

Tyler: Are you waffling?
Danny: Uuh, yeah?
Tyler: SECURITY!

by iD R O ii Dz April 15, 2010

Blue waffle

An STD that makes your genitals blue

It’s Perkins the blue waffle

by YungSper June 10, 2022

Waffle

Waffle
Pronounced with a A and not an O

The Northern England pronunciation for a potato or desert food item.

Woffle is predominantly used in American English, Southern English and by other soft folk.

Mam, what we Avin for T.

wAffles with egg and beans

by TheCaptain80 October 31, 2023

Waffling

Complaining or whining about something.

"what is blud waffling about?"

by lunariaaah May 20, 2023

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021