Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy May 30, 2018

Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.

A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.

by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 29, 2022

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 04, 2021

ring deep

After marriage the act of inserting the grooms finger ring deep into the brides anus.

Jimmy prepped Ann for the nights fun by going ring deep first.

by OneWheelWonder December 13, 2015

Sawnick Rings

THEY ARE SAWNICK RINGS NOT EARRINGS!!!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!

JensenAkles1 loves sawnick rings and HATES earrings

by Imshort74 February 07, 2025

Ring yo ass

To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.

Amber, go ring yo ass on the dancefloor.

by Lil_t_87 February 02, 2010