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by dequaviousporkpay July 9, 2024

Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV

A cute nickname for a pet named John.

Hey Johnathenianadocius Porkithananalingtingaltin Queefballplasm IV, I love you!

by fartkingserpent April 7, 2024

Fat Porkin’

The act of vigorously sucking the fat out of a woman.

Man I really was fat porkin’ her last night

by Shiester March 29, 2026

Overnight porkbutt

One night stand with a overnight obesity woman or man!

Had an overnight porkbutt last night

by 420woman September 9, 2025

Dennys porker

Mid pancake foot job at Denny’s via maple syrup, last 2 seconds.

I got a dennys porker by hibby the other day

by anonymous May 6, 2025

Pulled Porker

The act of pulling the hair of a fat woman (often referred to as porker) during sex

I had some pulled porker last night, it was the best porker experience I’ve had in a long time.

by Duallingo December 28, 2025

Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016