Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
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Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/
Part of Speech: Noun
Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.
Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.
Core Characteristics
Trait (By Role)
Description
Source of Unconditional Support
Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.
Shadow Guide
May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.
Deliverer of Fortitude
Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.
Higher Self Connector
In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/
Part of Speech: Noun
Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.
Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.
Core Characteristics
Trait (By Role)
Description
Source of Unconditional Support
Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.
Shadow Guide
May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.
Deliverer of Fortitude
Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.
Higher Self Connector
In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.
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