The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.
Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?
The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.
After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?
The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.
After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
Get the Apple DeBonk DeBonkmug. The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
Get the The Russian candy applemug. by querida's baby July 3, 2018
Get the querida's apple bottommug. I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.
by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022
Get the Mexican Apple Thiefmug. When your Bae dresses in her most provocative clothes, knowing how the night will end, but then cooks and declares touching has to wait "I'm cooking!!"
I nearly missed the main course and great sex last night by going for the entree too early, it was the full apple pie moment.
by MrGrufffy January 3, 2017
Get the Apple Pie momentmug. by brianbeeez December 7, 2018
Get the Fuck your applesmug. Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009
Get the Apple crunchy topmug.