Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021