Piedmont box turtle

Placing a finger unexpectedly inside your sleeping lover's anus, which makes their Head suddenly Pop up above the covers

You better wake up before the Piedmont box turtle comes

by Doo Doo Magnolia July 21, 2016

Bee and Turtle Effect

Navigating the balance between acting quickly and efficiently in the present while biding your time for your vast long-term goals. Bees and turtles are diametrically different creatures, yet some of the greatest entrepreneurs and leaders borrow traits from both to create massive change.

Elon Musk Used the Power of the Bee and Turtle Effect to Win the Race Back to Space

Marc Benioff used the Bee and Turtle Effect to Create Cloud Computing

That Bee and Turtle Effect allowed Cori to build a killer career

by SaltnSand June 19, 2020

Turtle

They made a delicious soup

Turtles are a delicious soup

by Who is i February 24, 2019

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Hairyback Ninja Turtle

Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus

Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle

by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023

Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.

Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.

by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011

Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019