poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.

Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.

by QuacksO December 2, 2023

Childe

The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..

“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”

“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”

“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”

“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”

by Cockokok July 30, 2021

Child

TommyInnit

“The child looked on in euphoria as the primes rolled in”

by Followmeonreddit November 22, 2020

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025

Child Predator

The definition of someone wanting to have sex with a child.

Bob: I want to be a child predator!
Alex: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

fatherless child

PNG tubers.

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child

by french fires May 3, 2022