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teenage engineering

Some company that came out of nowhere, spawned the rabbit r1, a weird overpriced tape recorder music player gadget and other oddball technology.
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 5, 2025
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Teenagery

When someone is acting like a teen
Mom you’re acting teenagery.
by Ahava Eaden September 7, 2025
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teenage engineering tp-7

An audio recorder that mimics a tape recorder with a spinning wheel, aka a fidgets dream
the teenage engineering tp-7 is worth the 1500 quid
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 26, 2025
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.
The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.
by SqwertYert May 8, 2025
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teenage years

The phase where you're expected to behave like an adult but still paradoxically treated like a small child. This phase mainly happens in middle school or high school, but can nonetheless still occur when you can’t afford to move out of your parents' house right after graduating from high school.
During my teenage years, I had to juggle my parents' expectations of maturity with their constant reminders to clean my room—talk about a confusing time!
by Emotional Cruiser October 15, 2025
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Teenageslop

Content (such as apps, trends, clothing ect.) that is poorly made but is shared en-masse by the teenage community.
You shouldn't buy that, it's teenageslop.
by Ecrisaty October 19, 2025
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Teenult

noun)
A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.

A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes

It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.

Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
1.
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”

2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”

3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”

4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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