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A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.
A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
• overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes
It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.
Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.
A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
• overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes
It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.
Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
1.
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”
2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”
3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”
4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”
2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”
3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”
4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
A woman 50+ who still lives, laughs, dresses, dates, flirts, parties, or vibes like a teenager — but with adult money, adult confidence, and zero fucks left to give.
A teenior citizen is not old…
she’s vintage hot,
sipping cocktails, flirting with younger men, going to festivals, taking selfies, living her best life, and ignoring society’s idea of “acting her age.”
She’s basically a glamorous teenage girl trapped inside a fabulous grown woman’s body,
but with better taste, better boundaries, and better skincare.
Traits of a Teenior Citizen:
• shows up to brunch in crop tops at 53
• has better nightlife stamina than people in their 20s
• pulls younger men without trying
• lives like it’s senior year, not senior living
• gives “I’m too old for bullshit but too fun to retire from chaos” energy
• knows she’s THAT girl, and she’s right
• always glowing because she minds her business and moisturizes
• flirty, free, and fabulous
• the auntie everyone wants and every man fears
Basically:
She’s a cougar with teenage energy and grown-woman confidence.
1.
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
“Look at Linda on that party bus at 57 — she’s a certified teenior citizen.”
2.
“My mom got a tattoo on vacation, danced with a 28-year-old, and bought a crop top. Teenior citizen era activated.”
3.
“She’s 52, but the way she flirts and parties? Total teenior citizen behavior.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.
A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
• overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes
It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.
Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
A blend of teen + adult, referring to an adult who responds emotionally like their teenage self when triggered, especially in love, rejection, conflict, or abandonment.
A teenult looks grown on the outside but still carries:
• teenage-level intensity
• fear of being left
• impulsive attachment
• overthinking
• emotional overwhelm
• craving for validation
• panic during conflict
• “I can’t regulate this” vibes
It’s the version of you that never felt fully seen, supported, or emotionally safe growing up — so it hijacks the adult self anytime old wounds get activated.
Used in healing circles and therapy spaces to describe:
“Adult-me is functioning, but teen-me is driving the emotional bus.”
1.
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”
2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”
3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”
4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
“I swear it wasn’t adult me texting him 20 times, it was my teenult losing her mind.”
2.
“My teenult takes rejection like the world is ending, but my adult self is like… girl please.”
3.
“When your crush leaves you on read and your teenult is suddenly on the floor sobbing.”
4.
“I’m trying to date like an adult, but my teenult keeps choosing chaos.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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A personal label used by a neurodivergent person to describe their unique blend of hyperfixation energy, emotional depth, sensory rituals, awkward brilliance, and cute chaos.
It’s not a disorder — it’s a brain flavor, a vibe, and sometimes a whole personality update.
Traits of Abitatism include:
• needing a designated comfort drink/cup/straw
• hyperfixating so hard you unintentionally get a PhD in something random
• listening to the same song 50 times in a row because it hits your soul just right
• accidentally infodumping on someone who asked a casual question
• social battery: 3%. Imagination battery: 10,000%
• having strict routines no one else understands but make total sense to you
• texting a novel and then disappearing for 72 hours
• overstimulated by small noises but underwhelmed by sleeping next to DJ speakers
• attachment to inanimate objects (like your emotional support sweat pants)
• knowing you’re different but also knowing you’re iconic for it
Used when:
You need a funny, proud, accurate way to describe your neurodivergent personality without making it clinical or self-deprecating.
A personal label used by a neurodivergent person to describe their unique blend of hyperfixation energy, emotional depth, sensory rituals, awkward brilliance, and cute chaos.
It’s not a disorder — it’s a brain flavor, a vibe, and sometimes a whole personality update.
Traits of Abitatism include:
• needing a designated comfort drink/cup/straw
• hyperfixating so hard you unintentionally get a PhD in something random
• listening to the same song 50 times in a row because it hits your soul just right
• accidentally infodumping on someone who asked a casual question
• social battery: 3%. Imagination battery: 10,000%
• having strict routines no one else understands but make total sense to you
• texting a novel and then disappearing for 72 hours
• overstimulated by small noises but underwhelmed by sleeping next to DJ speakers
• attachment to inanimate objects (like your emotional support sweat pants)
• knowing you’re different but also knowing you’re iconic for it
Used when:
You need a funny, proud, accurate way to describe your neurodivergent personality without making it clinical or self-deprecating.
1.
“My abitatism kicked in and now I’m listening to the same breakup song on loop like it’s oxygen.”
2.
“She’s not ignoring you — her abitatism is hyperfocused on reorganizing her apps and listening to the same song for the 43rd time.”
3.
“Don’t mind me, just spiraling in a cute neurodivergent way. Abitatism levels high today.”
“My abitatism kicked in and now I’m listening to the same breakup song on loop like it’s oxygen.”
2.
“She’s not ignoring you — her abitatism is hyperfocused on reorganizing her apps and listening to the same song for the 43rd time.”
3.
“Don’t mind me, just spiraling in a cute neurodivergent way. Abitatism levels high today.”
by Bxroo522 November 26, 2025
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