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Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.
Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.
We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.
This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.
They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.
This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.
"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."
"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."
Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013
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E Girl Syndrome
A disease that teen males between 14 to 19 can contract by meeting a girl online. When infected the victim will have their penis chopped off by the e girl.
Immunity is League of Legends and or Runescape with cow genocide
Immunity is League of Legends and or Runescape with cow genocide
E Girl Syndrome by PepsiGromp August 25, 2019
Lavender Town Syndrome
When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18
Lavender Town Syndrome by kokovo12 November 25, 2010
JD Syndrome
The Term "JD Syndrome" relates to any male with a problem with relationships similar to that of John Dorien's off the popular tv show "Scrubs"
If you can't commit to a relationship/become easily bored with a relationship/attemptin' to keep a relationship alive with excitment or getting what you want only to realize you don't want it.
Then odds are on you've got the "JD Syndrome".
Then odds are on you've got the "JD Syndrome".
JD Syndrome by Minorthingonmercury June 22, 2009
Sinusoidal syndrome
A person whose happiness if measured on a happy o' meter would behave sinusoidally (the graph would look like a sine wave).
If Fred's happiness varies sinusoidally because he has sinusoidal syndrome and he is completely sad (0) at time 5.2 and goes to completely happy (10) at time 12.8 what is the trigonometric function for his mood?
The math teacher went off on another tangent and began rambling about people whose moods vary sinusoidally because of their having sinusoidal syndrome.
The math teacher went off on another tangent and began rambling about people whose moods vary sinusoidally because of their having sinusoidal syndrome.
Sinusoidal syndrome by bob11d6 June 17, 2010
flush toilet syndrome
1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people
2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet
3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud
2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet
3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud
flush toilet syndrome by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008