pulled pork

a state of having a hyperextended dick, normally caused after a night of rough sex with a human or animal.

Frank : "Man i got fuckin pulled pork after last nights gangster party"

by Max Dickin April 14, 2008

pulling a danny

the act of masturbating so hard, so frequently and with such intensity that your dick starts to bleed

Yo so last night my tv was broken
omg rly?
ya i was so bored i must i jacked off like 9 times
damn next time be carefull ur rly close to pulling a danny

by heckdannyklayman May 13, 2010

pulling out

To pull your penis out of a woman's vagina and excreat bodily fluids. A common form of contraception, until filthy sailors started travelling around the world spreding diseases from port to port.

Todd thought he was swift, until he pulled out too late and ruined his life in the process

by macdad April 02, 2003

To Pull An Anna

To break a bone or limb in an intoxicated, stupid maner.

To drink a bottle of tequila, go out on ice wearing trainers - then to slip and break your nose.

by rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr May 12, 2005

pulling a beckham

Deriving from the English football star Beckham, after injuring himself in a ridiculous manner. The phrase 'pulling a Beckham' can be used when someone or something gets hurt in the most minimal or stupidest way.

Boy: Coach, Brandon just pulled a beckham!!!

Coach:How?

Boy:I don't know, he was just walking toward the ball and then he just collapsed to the floor while grabbing his knee.

Coach:If he keeps pulling a beckham everyday like that, were going to have to get him out the team!

by omiz May 15, 2010

Pull A Rover

The classic hang-out to spend an afternoon for my spiffy friends and I. Pulling a Rover entails lunch at Rockridge Cafe (default time is 12:30 unless duly noted), then proceed to Crossroads, a particularly excellent second hand clothes store where I get half my wardrobe. The next activities can range from meeting another friend, taste tasting at the Market Hall, going to a certain friend's house, taking crazy pictures, prank calling random classmates, or awkwardly running into a boy we all know and pretending like we are so chill.

"so we decided to Pull a Rover on Saturday and ran into Collin. Hay caramelos, much? That was awkward. But on the plus side, I got an awesome belt at Crossroads!"

by curlsmcdurls February 02, 2007

pull of the weasel

to feel the pull to do something bad, greedy or selfish , despite your usual good nature.

Man , I'm happily married , but seeing that sexy babegive me the eye , I felt the pull of the weasel..

by stu-In australia ! February 03, 2007