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Plan J

Plan J is a last resort for overwhelming stress. If Plan J is ineffective, the problem may be greater, and medical assistance may be required. Do not be afraid to seek help

The J in Plan J stands for jerk off
This whole day has been absolute shit, my head is killing me, I have so much work, and I can’t sleep. Time for Plan J
by jaboi January 16, 2020
mugGet the Plan Jmug.

PB&J

I went from eating PB&J(peanut butter and jelly) as a child to enjoying pizza beer and jugs as an adult!
by Frank Palace November 11, 2018
mugGet the PB&Jmug.

j dunn

perpetual awesomness.. the hottest shit that old man never stomped out on the porch... the antichrists nightmare... the poon handler.. johnny fuckin dungeon
lisa: hey did you hear that new j dunn album just dropped?
sarah: hell yeah! he's so fuckin hot i wanna do him right now in his money pit!
by kevin x mccallister January 19, 2011
mugGet the j dunnmug.

j-true

When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.
Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.
by SRJ08 December 21, 2008
mugGet the j-truemug.

PB&J

Short for Proud Boy and jelly. A dead white supremacist.
Me and the boys are gonna go make some PB&J’s later, wanna come?
by Aspookysloth August 15, 2019
mugGet the PB&Jmug.

Polo a J

To polo means putting a marijuana cigarette through a packet of polos, often giving the smoke a minty taste
Person 1 - you wanna polo a J man?

Person 2 - Yes, I would.
by wowthatisalongword June 13, 2010
mugGet the Polo a Jmug.

j. fed

as one associated with hephalumps, or woozles
Yo! Heph that lump of j. fed before the wooz-dawg gets him!
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
mugGet the j. fedmug.

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