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gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".
1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words
by naknumm February 4, 2008
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Glory Bowl

When a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a piss and you whip your dick out and she blows you. It's kind of like a glory hole but on the toilet bowl.
Me and this girl were making out in the bathroom, she sat down to piss and gave me a glory bowl.
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golden glove

National Golden Gloves Championship. A golden glove boxer is anyone who has participated in the national tournament, whether a winner or a loser.
1 I don't know if I want to fight that fool, he's been in a a few golden glove's.

2 That kid a couple of houses down the street is a Golden Glove.
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40 Glocc

40 Clocc is the second member of the G-Unit crip Gang imagined by Spider Loc aka Spider Joke based somewhere in Curtis Jackson's garage. He replaces his total lack of talent with numerous YouTube videos threatening the camera man with his gun.
40 Clocc vs. Spider Loc Rap Battle:

Spider Loc: I got a fucking gun !
40 Glocc: Nigga you a bum !
Spider Loc: Last night 50 made me cum !
40 Glocc: Oh yeah ?! Well I fucked Yayo till he was numb !
Spider Loc: Nigga you a trick, suck my dick
40 Glocc (while getting on his knees): all right nigga after all we are G-Unit click !
by J-J!!! January 20, 2009
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glotz

1. to avidly observe, often as related to media
After preparing a light snack of popcorn and trail mix, Jerry collapsed onto the couch, ready to glotz the latest installment of The Brady Bunch.
by RianSeeking December 30, 2005
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glomp

verb: to hug someone or something in a strong, extremely affectionate way, usually against the hugee's will.
noun: a very strong, extremely affectionate hug against the hugee's will.
As soon as I walked into the room, my spazzy bff Amy glomped me so hard I fell down.
by Amaya_Sakaruta July 5, 2010
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