Am so fucking hungry 

It's when you are too hungry to get up and find food. Only gets worse till you crawl to the kitchen and gobble down several cans of mountain dew as you lick splenda sugar.

Shit! am so fucking hungry. I could eat a boot right now

Am so fucking hungry by the_man_comes_around March 12, 2011

abso-fucking-lutely 

Absolutely, with bells on! Has to be said with emphasis.

The UD is abso-fucking-lutely the best slang dictionary on the net!

abso-fucking-lutely by w00fdawg September 24, 2005

Katie Fucking Fitch 

The words uttered by UK Skins generation two character Katie Fitch (played by Megan Prescott) when asked the question:

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Usually post punching the asker of that question in the face.

Can also be used when querying who you are.

WAG: "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Katie: "I'm Katie fucking Fitch who the fuck are you?"

Katie: "I don't know who I am anymore"
Effy: "I thought you were Katie fucking Fitch"

Katie Fucking Fitch by networksarah December 14, 2010

shallow fucking 

It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina

It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other

I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves

Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson

shallow fucking by SexyHannah May 3, 2019

god fucking dammit 

When you're more pissed than just a simple god dammit. Used quite often when filling out tax forms. Or when passing your second hour at the DMV.

See page 35, sub-section 2B under allowable deductions then print in triplicate? God fucking dammit! What warped minds came up with this shit???

god fucking dammit by Badgerbear May 30, 2007

Diet Fucking Coke 

what you say when you realize your drinking diet coke and not regular coke.

"Holy shit this is Diet fucking coke"

Diet Fucking Coke by Metsrule2006 January 10, 2006

jesus goddamn fucking christ 

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.

wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"

jesus goddamn fucking christ by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010