flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

Flatuphobia

(flat-chew-fobia) The fear of farting esp. The fear of pooing your pants while farting.

"Dude this diarrhea is bad enough to give me flatuphobia!"

by Shar Ting January 12, 2014

Flatulasam

Passing gas (loudly) while having an orgasam. Not to be confused with flatubation.

He didn't know what that noise was while she was having an orgasam. She blushed and said she often experiences flatulasams.

by GGWI March 2, 2014

Flattergusted

Experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously.

When your boyfriend's creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you.

"What's wrong?"
"Ugh, my boyfriend's creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us."
"How do you feel about that?"
"Totally flattergusted."

by Thy Nguyen March 6, 2014

flatophilia

Fetish for women with flat butts

That nigga got a bad case of flatophilia

by djboogie April 20, 2016

flatulatron

A high-tech device for producing fart noises.

When I was a kid, we had the whoopee cushion. Now, we've gone the high-tech route with the Flatulatron.

by Beef_Injection July 16, 2016

flata

Swedish word meaning lesbian or "dyke". Could also refer to any woman obsessed with equity, bismerching any human of the male gender. Often found writing debate articles about animal rights, vegetarian food, gender stereotypes among nursery toddlers and so on. Seems pissed off with anyone or anything, constantly looking for a verbal battle. Drama queen. Questionable if they really are homosexual or just wanting to broaden their sexual horizons...

my ex's new girlfriend turned out to be a "flata". Serves his right, doesn't it?

by Little_puppet June 27, 2016