Facebook Gangster 

A suburban teenager who identifies with the urban hip hop culture, but doesn't have any idea what an underprivileged life is. They listen to hip hop, wear their pants way below their waist, and act like the "man's keeping them down" while they watch their 42" flat screen TV's, attend private school, text constantly on their iPhones and spend hours on Facebook sharing their plight with other e-gansters.

Parent's Text: Almost home, did you finish your homework?

Response: OMG, wifi down for 20 mins tonight. Fix it. Cant live this way. Couldn't watch Snoop's new youtube. Almost had to go to coffee bean.

Parent's Text: You poor thing, how can we raise you under such circumstances? I'll be home soon. Do you need a latte from Starbucks, or are you still a Facebook Gangster?

Facebook Gangster by Russell H February 21, 2011

facebook after dark 

It basically means a person writes on their status "if you ever did this____ like this status". It's often dirty things. Like a confession.

"i think i liked something i shouldn't have on facebook after dark last night"

facebook after dark status

facebook after dark by udkwhoiam January 10, 2011

Facebook poke 

A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.

Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"

Facebook poke by TyroneDaPussyEater February 5, 2013

Facebook Status Surfing 

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

Facebook Status Surfing by Juandadi December 30, 2009

facebook singing 

The practice of, when you see a song lyric on Facebook or another social networking website, singing the next lyric. Usually someone will add a third, then a fourth, and so on.

(originally coined by Sethual Chocolate)

Jeff Smith says I believe I can fly

John Jones says I believe I can touch the sky

Kim German says I think about it every night and day

Phyllis Seymour wants to spread my wings and fly away

Andrew Rickenbacker just doesn't understand all this facebook singing.

facebook singing by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 30, 2009

Facebook Parenting 

When your friends update status always have something to do with the kids being out of control, they are secretly asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

Tim: did you see Kim's facebook status all day yesterday?

Todd: Yeah, she is always talking about her bad kids.

Tim: That is what you call Facebook Parenting. She doesn't know how to control the kids.

Facebook Parenting by Julio Rumundo May 20, 2009

facebook stunt 

When a person does something crazy and posts pictures it or writes something crazy/questionable on his/her wall to attract attention.

Jon: "Did you see the pictures of Peter smoking on his wall?!

Chris: "Hes just pulling a facebook stunt."

Jon: "I guess you are right, what a retard."

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Tina: "Did you see what Brittany wrote on her wall?!"

Cheri: "No, what?!"

Tina: "She wrote that she came out of the closet! I wonder what that means!?"

Cheri: "Ahh, its just another facebook stunt, shes so pathetic."

facebook stunt by Gauche Di Trolio May 20, 2009