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Mc salad

If you have ever entered a McDonald's store you might have seen on some coupons a hefty salad carrying the same ingredients as your fatty big mac. One might think, salad is healthy ayyy. WRONG, that salad weighs more than a newborn baby and has enough cals, fats, carbs and even sugar to run a 2 ton elephant. If your on a diet and want some Salad i suggest eating the cardboard that its served on. So instead of eating a entire Mukbang in one sitting by yourself why not try some plain kale with a few croutons. Now, if you arent concerned about your waist line you might want to consider the countless articles stating that MacDonald salad's contains parasites. If I where you I would get a Mcrefund. (haha very funny ik)
normal dude : Hey dietitian, do you think I lost a few kilo's?

dietitian : I think you have been chugging down on some Mc salad.
by Dr.Mali July 27, 2020
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The Greek Sounding Salad Toss

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.
"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"
by Trapmcfiggins January 18, 2024
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Noodle Salad

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.
The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!
by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016
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Hairy sloppy salad

A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary

His girl: a wha-?

A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 22, 2019
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sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+
I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.
by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022
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noodle salad

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.
by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016
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peal the salad

to go into the candy making buisness of carrots
Person1: i just got my degree to peal the salad
Person2: wow i wish i was cool enough to do that!
by lambsarecool February 23, 2011
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