conner is a horny ass bitch

you heard me you bitch ass hoe. horny little fuck

man, conner is a horny ass bitch

by THE BIGGEST WHORE December 1, 2023

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

certified ass clapper

When you like something so much you just cant contain your energy in any other sentence.

That game i just played is a certified ass clapper

by anonymous December 2, 2023

Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.

"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023

Mark ass nigga

Bitch ass boy that don’t know how to do shit

“Hey Danny can u come help me open this jar in the kithen” “oh what you can’t do it yourself mark ass nigga?”

by Merveille2wicked December 4, 2023

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

ASS

Assplosive shit syndrome, a.k.a. diarrhea.

That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.

"OH SHIT I GOT A CASE OF ASS!"

by Pantheris December 4, 2023