Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.

At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

by de-pube May 11, 2024

Dick’s

A store where they sell sports goods.

Person: I love going to Dick’s! It’s my 1# sports shop!

by NEW_MEXICAN_PATRIOT November 21, 2023

Moby Dicked

When you swallow a dick while giving them a blow job, can't get it back out again, and die.

"He Moby dicked her. She couldn't breath but he didn't know until it was too late."

by SirZoby September 20, 2023

Necci Dick

The popular saying derived from the fact that Dutch rapper 'necci' is the world record holder for largest penis.

Wow! I got a real necci dick after that penis enlargement surgerie.

by not necci. November 5, 2018

Grab dick day

14. October is national grab dick day. Grab as many dicks as you can! The boys will love you forever

«Why did you grab my dick!»
«Because it’s national grab dick day!!»

by Russianpower69 October 3, 2019

dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019