Water Baby

A child born by a violent water birth, Resulting in the baby shooting across the tub and hitting its head in the side causing it to become a little dumber.

I hope Timmy will pass fourth grade this year. He is a water Baby though.

by Beef1403 April 12, 2021

swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

by FelixTheCat May 21, 2007

hard water

Ice.

What is hard water? Ice.

by Poptarty October 18, 2008

Dog Water

When you fuck a girl so wet it starts to foam like a Labrador drinking from a dish.

I fucked her until the dog water came out.

by Cpt dog water May 30, 2018

pond water

another name for female discharge during intercourse

Guy: Was it good for you?
Girl: OH YEA!! do you see how much pond water there is?!?!

by Jen E. August 3, 2005

cedar water

A type of poop-brown water found in the Tuckahoe river. It houses the world's most disgusting creatures, including rattle snakes and aqua zombies who live on the bottom of the river and breath water. Most people who live near cedar water are hicks with shotguns. When you jump in cedar water it gets in your nose and many are known to cough it up for hours afterwards. It pretty much looks like iced tea. The zombies can be brought to life by listening to Phish and looking up cedar water on the internet on urban dictionary.

Boy, this cedar water sure tastes like poop.

Boy, I wish there weren't zombies in this cedar water.

I wish my skin didn't look poop-brown in this cedar water.

The Atlantic Ocean is 4% cedar water.

by wdunleavy August 28, 2005

bong water

Term used by stoners to describe something extremely vile and/or rancid.

Did you see Old Man Jenkins in that man thong? It was like, extreme bong water dude.

by Micah the Fox September 30, 2006