Wallerus 

I am the wallerus
probably.
I am both a wallet and a walrus.
But I can’t be

Because a wallet isn’t a walrus
And a walrus isn’t a wallet.
A walrus can be alive, but a wallet cannot
A walrus can be dead, but a wallet cannot
So I definitely can’t be alive and I definitely can’t be dead.
And I cannot be animate and I cannot be inanimate.
Then that makes me definitely nothing,
But I have to be something,
Because I am definitely something,
Because I am,
But if I am something, how am I nothing?
And if I am nothing, how am I something?
I think I just won’t.
I likely could,

But I haven’t so far.
So I likely won’t.

Yo I bet the Wallerus hasn't.

Yeah in all likelihood it could be

Wallerus by Proramenboi69 March 14, 2023

Walled Lake Central

Basically a hell hole of a school in Oakland County MI. Like everyone else said, there’s a bunch of 304’s everywhere in haram clothes and people vaping. Degeneracy in a lot of places, even sex before marriage, which is also haram.

Bro, I swear anywhere in Walled Lake Central High, there’s bad everywhere.

Walled Lake Central by Random_rambo July 27, 2023

Wallering in da Taffy 

The point in an individuals love life where they no longer seek the company of a partner that is attractive and has something going for them and downgrades to a point below the lowest and final downgrade which happens to be called wallering in da taffy. Where they now seek company and sexual favors (blow jobs, head, or slow neck) from the unattractive, std ridden taffy puddins. At the point of wallering in the Taffy one must accept the fact that this is where they will always be because there is no upgrading when you get to that point of low and d sperate. Just sick!!

Can you believe that Shawn is now wallering in da taffy with da tana taffy plank puddin? He's just like the pigs that waller in da mud and there is no coming back from that he's tainted now he's hot that tana taffy plank puddin rot!

Wallering in da Taffy by Fefe and shardin December 22, 2023

Wallepers 

When you misspell "Wallpapers" as a Russian man.

"Hey I made a new Wallepers Folder" "I meant Wallpaper" "That's because you should be Afghany more."

Wallepers by Absolute Russian Man January 9, 2024

Walled out 

When a person is walling.

Person 1: You heard about that one dude who speared his uncle through a wall down the block?
Person 2: Yeah that nigga was walled out.

Walled out by usogui February 23, 2024

Wallet

A wallet (Wall-Let) is a harlot that hits the wall and desperately doubles down on the treasure hunt as she realizes many men don't want her any more.

I can't go down to starschmucks any more without at least one of those sad old wallets all up on my shit.

Wallet by Social Distomancy March 3, 2024

Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain

Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future

Wallet boner by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024