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Wood

A backwoods cigar. Often times when being reffered to as wood the person smoking the cigar is not using tabacco, but rather marijuana or other substances.
Tyone - Imma go smoke some wood with my niggas down the block.
by Mad jelly October 24, 2022
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Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.
Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”
by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019
mugGet the Tiger Woodsmug.

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.
"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"
by cubed March 21, 2023
mugGet the ziplining woodmug.

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".
"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".
by bonedust April 14, 2010
mugGet the Wood Chipmug.

Scarlett Woods

An amazing person who will always make you laugh. Anyone who has the username Scarlett usually likes a lot of colors. Bubble blowers are her favorite thing! Always usable. Very bubbly person and always fun to hangout with.
Scarlett Woods uses the bubble blower a lot. Isn't she fun to talk to?
by ur just bad 😉 February 16, 2023
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Daddy Cut Wood

A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"
by Joco Sleuth May 2, 2018
mugGet the Daddy Cut Woodmug.

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.
by jstejste May 3, 2011
mugGet the Wood Guardianmug.

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