A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018
Get the russian flu mug.by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020
Get the Russian love tap mug.Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020
Get the Russian Handy mug.Putting your legs over another person's lap when on a bus or other unsafe vehicle that does not possess seatbelts. Usually done for somebody sitting on the seat closest to the aisle. Though it relays a sense of security, this action probably causes more loss than gain of safety.
1 *in a bus, on a bumpy road*
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
Jess: Holy crap, I feel like I'm gonna fall out!
Sarah: Russian seatbelt?
Jess: Russian seatbelt.
2
Owen: Um... What are you doing? (referring to odd leg positioning)
Reese: Dimmock, the seatbelts've been ripped out by some idiot.
Bob: Russian seatbelting is the only way I'm able to keep him from jumping out from fear of going through the windscreen.
by PlatonicCentaur January 24, 2014
Get the russian seatbelt mug.1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021
Get the Russian mug.Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
Get the RUSSIAN BOTulism mug.Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.
Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
by ApeNation October 2, 2022
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