Cow-sicle

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum
Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards
by BradK9Drake726 October 07, 2024
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cow burp

a imternal burp thats aounds like a cow
/what was that? it was a cow burp
by nburton973 March 16, 2022
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Cow Milk

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."
by queen biscuit December 14, 2022
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heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
by QuacksO February 17, 2020
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wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
by cowcheesee April 13, 2010
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Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 08, 2022
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Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023
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