The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 23, 2013
Get the Nobel Pieces Prizemug. by WhiteChocolateCarl April 26, 2016
Get the 8 piece from kfcmug. What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022
Get the Piece of shitmug. Synonamous to Kelet.
by Blakkreaper January 6, 2008
Get the piece of panzee dungmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025
Get the Spelling "'Payments'" It So Easy, That The Dictionary Are Now A Puzzle Piecemug. An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.
Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!
by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021
Get the Sucky Piece of Santamug. This needs to be explained better. It's all in the setting used. For example looking at women. "That's a nice piece (piece of ass)." When talking about weapons, "You got a piece?" A firearm. When it's a person you don't like. This is usually preceded buy an adjective. "He is a big old piece (piece of shit)." Can be a place or location but is usually not one's own residence or a friend's as it has negative overtones. "Look at all the dope fiends up in this piece (shooting gallery or crack house)." When using drugs and will be specific to the type being used. "I got some shards (crystal meth) you got a piece? (incense burner or glass bubble pipe used for smoking meth)."
How about all at once... I was up at the homies piece (shitty apartment) when his piece (his bitch) came and grabbed my piece (my dick) and said "hit this piece (a pipe with meth in it) then you can hit this piece" (her piece of ass).when homie walked out and seen it happen and started getting crazy up in his piece (apartment) so I pulled out my piece (firearm) and told him "PEACE OUT." (I'm leaving and don't want no trouble)
by jayram1408 June 9, 2023
Get the Piecemug.