road dickin

the process where a group of males all proceed to get their dicks in their hands and masturbate whilst on a road trip.

"yo terry, you up for some road dickin?"

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Road Apple

Horse droppings found on the road, about the size of an apple. Hence the name.

Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.

by 25Crappie April 20, 2023

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When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

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Im going to bowen your road

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The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle

by Selenathesolara July 12, 2021

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A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022

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A course of action that will lead to no success whatsoever.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

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