To move through real life like your brain is sleeping, awkward timing, suddenly zoning out and glitchy vibes. happen
a lot while lagwalking
a lot while lagwalking
'i lagwalked into the kitchen and forgot why i was there'
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No he’s a lagfard, he doesn’t know a thing that’s happening in the world
No he’s a lagfard, he doesn’t know a thing that’s happening in the world
by Odious curmudgeon November 12, 2025
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lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
lagulence
noun
The awkward delay between when a fart happens and when the smell arrives.
Example:
“There was a full three-second lagulence before anyone reacted.”
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Get the dark_lager mug.A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.
Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
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