half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.

Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!

by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016

Brazilian Jack Hammer

when in a threesome with to guys and one girl. one guy is laying down on the getting blown by the girl who is doing a hand stand. and the other guy is standing above the other guy and behind the girl and doing her while holding her legs. and he moves her up and down on his dick and the other guys like a jack hammer.

bro that chick looks hot lets Brazilian jack hammer her.

by johnny copperdick December 14, 2016

the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.

Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily

by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017

reverse water hammer

It’s like surge and swab...but different because it’s in reverse...

Kevin loves him some reverse water hammer!

by Swagg00 January 4, 2018

Razer - The Hammer

God of bans. His hammer hits harder than the belt of your dad, when he sees your college exam score. Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He knows everything and sees everything. You cant escape his hammer.

God: I fear no man.
God: But that thing...
*Shows a pic of Razer - The Hammer*
God: That thing fucking scares me.

by godimperator January 12, 2018