Ass pilates 

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

Ass pilates by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

Ass Salad 

Nickname for Al Asad Usmc Airbase in Iraq

They screwed this up at Ass Salad.
This is about as fucked up as Ass Salad. {If you have been there you would know what I mean.)

Ass Salad by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

ass clown 

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

ass clown by Shitstick August 18, 2005

ass-fuckable 

A woman who is so sexually attractive that you'd have anal sex with her.

Check her out! She's ass-fuckable!

ass-fuckable by Brian June 1, 2005

Ass Licking

Obviously when you lick someone's ass.

Person 1 "Man, she's hott! Gots a nice ass too. I wanna lick it. :)"

Person 2 "I bet you would enjoy Ass Licking, you pervert."

Ass Licking by AssLicker1995 June 29, 2010

ass hair 

when your pubic hair trails off to finish around your asshole... gentlemen? all ladies have it.. get used to it. Dingleberries tend to take up residence here of you don't clean yourself regularily.

I shave my girlfriends asshole to rid her of all her ass hair once a week.

ass hair by db October 10, 2004

ass cowboy 

a homosexual person, derogatory term

dude u are so an ass cowboy

ass cowboy by k May 8, 2002