turtle mode

The mode in which your balls shrivel up simulating a shell, hence "turtle".

Ex: It's so f*cking cold man! I'm in turtle mode right now!

by Biggus_Dickus August 22, 2014

Turtle Heading

When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.

Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!

by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017

snappy like a turtle

Even snappier then snappy

Austin's snappy like a turtle.

by soccerchick April 22, 2006

Shy Turtle

When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason

Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.

"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"

Make a fist, Poke your thumb

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

turtle

to decribe a small, flacid penis with large testicles. usually used when describing a person one dislikes, or just making fun of an unfortunate man.

He has a turtle. GROSS!!!

Aw man, I thought I got lucky, but he ended having a turtle!

I love turtles. They're so cute.

by ste-fan-iii April 9, 2006

Turtle Time

Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.

Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?

Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?

Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!

by The guy with the orange January 31, 2019

turtles

Old people who walk VERY slow.

Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!

by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003