Clouty Chris

Someone who gets in serious relationships then gets their phone taken away and then gets broken up with.

“Ay bro what’s wrong”
“I just pulled a clouty chris with my girl”

by Justinmauk998 May 5, 2020

Poorly chris

A man named chris that has swaloowed so much semen his immune system becomes low & requires high strength probiotics

There goes poorly chris swallowing the D again when will he learn

by Originalnuttahbutter October 4, 2016

Chris fiorini

cough cough... 74

Chris fiorini is such a poopy head his average is only a cough cough... 74

by Seanisweird123 December 3, 2020

Chris browned

Verb.
When a man hits his woman it can be used in place of hit, smack, punch, etc.

Kevin: did you hear about the sham wow guy? He totally chris browned a prostitute.

by Flesh___ March 31, 2009

Chris and naty

Amazing couple they will make gorgeous babys

Yooo chris and naty r otp

by Lol ily chris October 3, 2016

Chris Cabrera

to lick the inside of someone's ear.

i just gave that cunt a Chris Cabrera.

by Topher Cuntreras October 30, 2007

Pulling a chris

When you want to mock a voice of some character and/or accent, and you do it in your normal voice.

"Pulling a chris"
"scoob like what are you doing". (Standard voice)

by the slayer36 November 9, 2009