Sausage fingers

A term used to describe someone with fingers that are the size of sausages

Man 1: have you seen carter he has sausage fingers
Man 2: yeah his fingers hella fat

by Carter got hella money January 18, 2022

generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon

Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.

Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 28, 2018

Buy sausage

Take in the mouth fat hairy dick in black.

"Hey, whore, go buy sausage"
"I suck-suck-suck that the sausage"

by Abrikos December 19, 2016

Sausage Slot

Vagina

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot

by Toastncheese June 25, 2021

Sausage

It’s a slang replacement for “exhausted”.
Used to describe how tired you are— so much that you can be a non-living piece of meat.

“Oh my God dude, i didn’t sleep at all last night doing homework I’m fucking sausage.”

by Emmanuel_hater123 April 1, 2020

Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.

The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .

by Ofashea October 15, 2019

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018