Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026

Pantammock

Useful storage device for glasses, phones etc that becomes available when taking a pee or dump via the stretched nature of your pants, trunks forming a pantammock.

I was able to rest my glasses in my pantammock whilst enjoying a morning dump.

by soulglider March 19, 2026

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt

I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking

by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025

Painter's mouse

A painter's mouse is a common tool for painters with cats. It is a mouse that is released in the house to distract the cats whilst the painter works.

"My last painter's mouse was quite slow, I will need a faster one next time!"

by H.G. Rection March 22, 2025

Paint the wall

When someone mainly in prison anally rapes some one and gets poop and blood all over its penis so they smear their penis on the wall like a paint brush know as paint the wall.

Don't let me catch you alone or else I'ma paint the wall with your ass

by ScatPackWallPainter June 17, 2025

Pantanic

When you’re so overstimulated and overwhelmed that you freak out in a mix of panic and tantrum.

The crowd pushed me into a pantanic state.

by ReadyWords June 19, 2025