pirate of mens pants

n. Swashbuckling term for your Jolly Rogerer, can also be used to describe shirt-lifting Gilbert and Sullivan fans. Like there are some that don't

You 'erd abahht that nonce elton john, e's a pirate of mens pants if ever I saw one

by monkeyman February 11, 2004

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

Pants at a time like this?

When one has concerns bigger than the relationship between their bottoms and their bottom wears.

Dude, can you put your pants on already?! I find it strange I have to ask twice...

...Pants at a time like this?!!

by diddy kong June 18, 2011

Pee my pants

Urinate in ones pants, making them wet. Normally out of either laughter or incontinence.

Seriously, I'm about to pee my pants.

by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Pant Full of Bone

A rock-hard schlong cooped up inside one's pants. PFOB, for short.

I've got a pant full of bone right now...I can't wait to impregnate your mouth.

by Banana Stand April 2, 2013

Poopoo nigga pants

For when yo ass just goin ham in yo pants

“Whats up joe?”
“Poopoo nigga pants”
“What”

by Poopoo nigga pants November 19, 2019

Blood in them pants

What you tell your friend when he feels an ugly woman is attractive simply because he has not been laid in a very long time and/or he is drunk.

No, she isn't hot. She has blood in them pants.

by klangenguz March 11, 2010