Mpt

Internet slang for "MOIST PAPER TOWELS".

I just wiped my ass with a classic roll of mpt!

by sex money feels die December 2, 2019

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MPYB

Monopoly bitches, its a gang

Bill:who’s that
Sally:we are MPYB

by MYPB December 5, 2019

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Mpesu

A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation, low sex drive.

Basically, men's clinic in a packet

"Bro, if you wanna lay proper pipe and leave a mark take mpesu before y'all smash"

by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019

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Mpesu

A powder-like substance believed to assist with men's sexual problems such as weak eraction, early ejaculation and low sex drive

Also known as men's clinic in a packet

"Bro if you want to lay serious pipe and leave a mark go get yourself mpesu and stop sleeping on it"

by @_Neo_Molapo2 December 9, 2019

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