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housecat 

A prototypically feminine girl. This phrase also connotates derpyness, airheadedness, ditzyness, etc.
housecats are usually, but not always, attractive looking. most girls within the age range of 14-35 are housecats.

the phrase originated as joke between some friends playing skyrim. Lydia was appointed as the dragonborn's "personal housecarl", and they changed it to "personal housecat". the phrase was originally used to exclusively refer to Lydia, but the scope of the phrase has broadened considerably over time. eventually it was used to describe fallout: new vegas's Veronica as well, and then female NPCs from bethesda games in general, then all derpy girls, until the phrase's definition was so broad that it can be used almost (but not quite) interchangeably with "chick".

The phrase IS NOT used to describe older women, young girls, or SJWs
SJW girls are ALWAYS referred to as "loudcats"
older women are oldcats, and young girls are housekittens.
The group of housecats were eating lunch in the high school cafeteria while gossiping and giggling.

My new boss is a housecat.

I saw the cutest housecat at the grocery store.
housecat by bunnykilla June 10, 2018
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House nigger 

Could be a girlfriend or boyfriend of any race that gets treated lower than rest of the family. The house nigger gets blamed for things that go missing around the house, and they also do all the cooking and cleaning. Sometimes on special occasions the master will take the house nigger out for a special treat by buying them something small like some new dish towels they could use to clean the house or a new mop they've had their eye on. But there's a price for that...the house nigger will have to put out or else there's hell to pay.
I do so much nice things for these ungrateful people and they never seem to appreciate it; Why do I get blamed for everything. I'm too afraid to speak up about it because if I do they might kick me out again. I feel more like the house nigger not his girlfriend.
House nigger by Disenchanted1 January 18, 2019

swisher house 

a box of swisher sweets. usually four to six cigars to roll a marijuana blunt. Also known as club swish.
Go get a swisher house so we can roll these blunts
swisher house by Mike Sayer April 20, 2006

house bitch 

(noun) : One that is known by everyone in the house or current location as a bitch or bitch made
chris assia is a house bitch and everyone knows it.
house bitch by awshit January 26, 2011
sex house is WAFFLE HOUSE, because people love waffles just as much as they love a good fuck.
Aye bros, i'm starved and sex house is sounding choice.
sex house by homiebros November 13, 2011

ROFL House

The best place on earth for a good, hearty breakfast laugh.
Hey man, you like IHOP? It means International House of Poo!

ROFL House! That was a good one.
ROFL House by Dan Meehan November 30, 2005
that's where cow's live
look over there! it's a cow house
Cow house by 058err March 24, 2011