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The Holy Trinity

Cumming in a girls mouth, vagina and bumhole in the same day.
“Are you still seeing Gina?”
Yeh man I gave her the holy trinity yesterday!”
by Dexter112 May 30, 2021
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actual holy crap

A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.

An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.

An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!

An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.

An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.

Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
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Most Holy of Holies

Used to describe a particularly nice example of female genitalia.
David: My wife has the Most Holy of Holies.
Dennis: Sweet!
by They Call Me Slade September 21, 2008
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The Holy Trinity

When you cum on her scoop it up then proceed to shake it at her like holy water while saying In the name of The father,The Son and the Holy Spirit
He cleansed me with the holy trinity
by Fieldzy June 16, 2020
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An invocation used by feminists who are Christian
Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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Keep it Holy

Keeping it holy or Keeping it Christan,

1) To not have sex
2) To Not drink
3) To not Swear
"Hey Do you want to go to my place?"
"Let's Keep it Holy now.."

"Ow My Foot Jesus-"
"Keep it Holy now..."
by Wikipedib April 1, 2009
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the holy trilogy

"always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy!"
by bantha_fodder February 21, 2006
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