Coffee Quake

A term used to describe a bowel reaction to a strong cup of joe. The magnitude can be measured by the number of simultaneous victims.

"A logjam occurred in the bathroom as a 9.0 coffee quake occurred seconds earlier"

by OligSlaughter September 6, 2013

coffeecon

Having a business conversation on the phone while in a coffee shop. Requires the coffeeconee to look and act more serious than other patrons in the shop and walk around looking for the one spot in the joint where the background music cannot be heard. Also involves cupping one’s hand over the microphone to reduce background noise.

Jane reluctantly agreed to the coffeecon even though she knew the background noise would include more alt-rock music than her co-workers would care to listen to.

by Phenotype5 January 10, 2014

coffee colored

what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations

Brazil is filled with coffee colored people

by Thinking Housewife October 25, 2013

coffeetastrophe

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!

This morning i had a coffeetastrophe

by alotta March 11, 2014

coffagus

v. Choking on coffee that goes down the wrong pipe.

I’m still recovering from the tiny drop of coffee that slipped into my lungs and played havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.

by jbreddick April 29, 2014

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Coffee Grounding

The reverse of tea bagging, when some some dips their mouth up and down on someone's balls.

Yo I heard Adam K. Was coffee grounding Wil S. so hard last night.

by arandomplatypus February 22, 2015