Dave- Damn, look at all of those kids...
Marty- I know, Dave. Poor kids. They can't help that their parents Christwash them.
Marty- I know, Dave. Poor kids. They can't help that their parents Christwash them.
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“Christasha go wash them dishes . . . Bitch go wash ya ass”
“Why is your name Christasha . . . Why are you built like a Gatorade bottle”
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Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.
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Chrismalda is the best!
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Get the chrismalda mug.One who gives a gift of semen, unbeknownst to the receiver. Oftentimes the receiver believes it to be lotion wrapped in an unusual receptacle.
Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
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"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe
"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.
"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.
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