child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

mary childs

the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.

Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything

by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018

Child

Child has two definitions 1.a small person of the age 7-10 a kid some might say 2.a name to call a friend when they are being stupid or childish

"come along children" also could be used as " child stop being a weirdo

by Uncle piggy March 30, 2019

childe

the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.

your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*

by childeswife September 28, 2021

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025

child pole smoker

When an adult likes to suck cock of a minor.

Bethany is a child pole smoker because she likes to suck her 4yr olds dick

by shtifICare March 31, 2016

Holographic Child

An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.

The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.

by Quicksand Boy January 20, 2018