Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019

Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

dick urchin

word used for someone who is a all-around dick; hence the name dick urchin

"hey do you know that guy enrique?"
"oh yeah, hes a total dick urchin"

by ilovefelipe December 14, 2021

Strong Dick

To long dick something with authority. With power as well as speed.

I straight strong dicked that pussy.

by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020

Dick lick

Someone who sucks up to those around them - sometimes because they're cool - and is just a bit of a knob in general.

Look at him sucking up to them - what a dick lick

by hello dudes November 9, 2017