dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.
A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.
by bobabutt January 03, 2022
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Dick plug

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Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit
This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her
by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 08, 2021
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cock plug

I'm the cock plug. Got cock on deck, whatchu want?
by cockplug September 10, 2019
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cock plug

When you take your babies pacifier and shove it inside your cock, masturbate, bust a nut, and put the pacifier back in your babies mouth.
"Really Carlos your using Edwardo's pacifier for your cock plug again...?"
by OneL1mit March 11, 2017
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Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated
"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."
by MDooles11 January 20, 2023
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that don't plug the hole

The standard reply to someone pointing out that the female you are interested in is married.
Bob: What are you looking at her for?
Joe: She's attractive.
Bob: Did you know she's already married.
Joe: Well, that don't plug the hole.
by BillyBuggy May 19, 2016
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