The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
Get the Oxford Battered Sausagemug. by TheSilentSausage September 7, 2018
Get the Silent Sausagemug. "Sarah, you still at Nick's place?"
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."
"Nah, he invited tons of his friends over and I don't like being a bun in a sausage fest."
by FlufflePuffPony December 11, 2016
Get the bun in a sausage festmug. by TheSemen August 30, 2016
Get the sausage dildomug. by AiryGoats March 28, 2024
Get the Gentleman's sausagemug. A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog
Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.
by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025
Get the Booty Sausagemug. by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021
Get the Bed Sausagemug.