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Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with
That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!
by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018
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Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
by alunaleeee January 26, 2015
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Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
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Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.
Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Wind Sock Allegiance

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.
The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.
by Mtxo October 28, 2007
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minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?
by bignutzputz69 June 15, 2020
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cum sock surprise

When you ejaculate into a sock and repeatedly strike the woman until she’s bruises.
“Hey, where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”
by bocaj January 2, 2021
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