Potato

1. A root vegetable
2. An insult, as in "dumb as a potato."

"Geez, is this guy a potato or what?"

by shukujo April 3, 2015

Potato

Ugly .

ew I look like a potato

She's a potato .

by Nayhie.org April 5, 2015

Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011

Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

Raw Potato

A sex act in which someone shoves mashed potatoes into a woman's vagina and proceeds to perform oral on her.

"Thanksgiving was good this year, I convinced my girlfriend to raw potato."

by Savvisan October 16, 2016

kawaii potato world

The dimension where kawaii potatos rule the world!!

I am in Kawaii Potato World!!!!

by PO Tato May 25, 2018

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008