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women points 

(not to be confused with man points):

N.B.: This concept may have come from John Gray's Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus.

'points' that men, especially married men, get for doing typically female tasks like cooking, cleaning the house, taking the kids to school, etc.

(the wife now kisses and hugs the husband).
husband: Lily, dinner is ready

Lily: lol, that's an improvement, dinner was actually ready before I came home from work. So lol, that qualifies you for 5 women points... for a total, of let's see (starts counting)...25 this week.

husband: yay, i have a total of 25 women points this week. Let's see if i can get more next week.
women points by Uncle Dimma August 25, 2013

99 pointer 

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.
Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.
99 pointer by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Style Points 

Going about and beyond the necessary to demonstrate your pure and utter mastery of something
Jeff Van Gumby: Kyrie Irving might has the best handle in the NBA! Did you see the way he crossed over his defender, waited for him to recover then crossed him over again?!

Marcus Jackson: He's leading his team in points AND Style points. He's putting on a show! Mama, there goes that man! Cavs' up 3!

Meat Points 

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
Meat Points by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018

Mathematical Pointillism 

The use of small dots rather than a pen, pencil, or Sharpie marker to depict a numeral, geometric figure, formula, or math concept.
Even artists who are allergic to school math could demonstrate their numerical, geometric, or formulaic creativity through mathematical pointillism.

Pint of Mess  

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.
Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.
Pint of Mess by ApeHandRab July 7, 2008